October 2011
1 post
I just found out people can ask me questions. So... →
September 2011
4 posts
On 9/11
“Don’t you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we’re left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.”
- Alvie Singer (Annie Hall)
The 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks have passed, and so too have the insufferable week of programming showing the same 2 minutes of footage and telling...
My Forbes interview. Yes, you did not misread that... →
Buy my fucking book, please/now. →
August 2011
1 post
Read this article, please. →
July 2011
3 posts
The article, in case you hate clicking.
Hi, I’m Zach. Some genius, wildly attractive, nice smelling person from Sundance thought me talking about making some recipe from LUDO BITES AMERICA was a good idea, and I have a firm policy of not arguing with geniuses who are wildly attractive and smell fantastic. So let’s go on a journey where we test the boundaries of our newly found friendship, meet some wonderful mythical beasts, and...
I wrote this article, please go read it. →
BRB (That means be right back)
I’m going on hiatus from Tumblr just nanomonths after my triumphant return. Why? you ask? Well, I don’t really feel the need to answer such an insolent question from someone I barely know, but since you seemed to cower as I say such words (and thus honor me) I will tell you. I’ve got some neat things in the mix and need to go make them.
Sincerely yours,
Zach
June 2011
4 posts
I have a question, Tumblr
Hello Tumblr webloggers,
As I have recently documented, it’s been a while since I posted. In fact, some may say I have lost my “status” as a Tumblr weblogger (it has subsequently been replaced with my status as “productive member of society”). But my digressions aside, in our time apart I feel as if we’ve grown in differing directions. Don’t get me wrong,...
Fuck artists.
Yo, so fuck artists (and shit).
I was just in Bilbao and visited the Guggenheim (word up, Mr. Gehry), where I was subjected to some absolutely amazing art and some stuff that was clearly done by a Pratt graduate (note: recent graduate).
So it got me thinking about this whole art thing, of which I’ll expand upon when I have more time and my writing partner isn’t giving me the kind of...
I'm back, sort of.
Oh hey.
I haven’t posted on this shit for a long time because I feel that a general spirit of negligence really marks my writing style and hence, should be reflected in my weblog.
But I’ve started to miss you, well not you particularly, but the self-indulgent feeling of writing something that people are force-fed through their “dashboard” (I apologize for the lingo, I...
May 2010
1 post
This is what I work on every day.
Assignment: How does Sunkist talk to likers on facebook? I’m not sure, but I hate advertising I think.
Question. To burp, or not to burp? That is thy question. Whether it is nobler to expel gas from your face-quarters, or face the slings and arrows of epic gassiness. Statement. It’s sunny somewhere. But apparently not anywhere in the contiguous United States. Contiguous is a funny word....
April 2010
2 posts
Oh shit, you’re still here?
March 2010
3 posts
SCENE: Mannahatta, May 24, 1626. On the horizon are two tall-masted ships, anchored in the Hudson. Two Lenape Indians, CALKANICHA, a chief, and LAPOWINSA, a younger tribesman, converse in their native Lenape, beneath an ancient oak tree.
CALKANICHA: (troubled) They showed you the beads?
LAPOWINSA: Yes, Grandfather. Beads, kettles, duffel cloth—you were just saying how we could use some duffel...
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
11 posts
poetbabble asked: Can we have a list of possible offending posts? Just to keep handy, mind. :P
Dear tumblr and associated tumblr followers, posters, random wanderers through organic search results onto my tumblr hosted site,
This is an open plea, brought on by an incurable dimensia that seems to infect a disproportionate number of people I follow on tumblr. Please, and to reiterate, please, stop posting things that annoy me.
Kindest regards,
Zach
Pose me a query. Now. →
zachgolden asked: does this fucking thing work?
For posterity's sake.
A new song i scribbled. And I’m lazy so I didn’t feel like removing notes to myself within it. Deal with it, cunt.
C Csus4 C
F C
G G6 G7 G6
F C
Harmonica.
Conceived from a thought, immaculately born,
Multiplying by coming to be
Too big for confusion too small to...
December 2009
14 posts
November 2009
25 posts
