Assignment: How does Sunkist talk to likers on facebook? I’m not sure, but I hate advertising I think.

Question.
To burp, or not to burp? That is thy question. Whether it is nobler to expel gas from your face-quarters, or face the slings and arrows of epic gassiness.

Statement.
It’s sunny somewhere. But apparently not anywhere in the contiguous United States. Contiguous is a funny word. So is dipeptide.

Music.
Lil John’s new album out today. His Crunk Glass rumored to be filled with delicious orange liquid.

Solar Fusion.
Fjklasdjklasdjlksazxv,c./masdfiwerasd. Either a cat jumped on the keyboard, or somebody’s buzzing from a blast of Solar Fusion.

Date specific.
Yo June 9th I’m really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but June 8th is one of the best birthdays of all time. Happy belated Kanye birthday.