Oh hey.

I haven’t posted on this shit for a long time because I feel that a general spirit of negligence really marks my writing style and hence, should be reflected in my weblog. 

But I’ve started to miss you, well not you particularly, but the self-indulgent feeling of writing something that people are force-fed through their “dashboard” (I apologize for the lingo, I realize not everyone is such a sophisticated web-user such as I).

Henceforth, I will write in this weblog at my leisure, which I truly hope with as much of my soul that is dedicated to my endeavors in weblog writing, is more than once every six months. If not, I find it highly inappropriate that you judge me for such an infraction that in the grand scheme of things, is fairly minor (like tickling a precious zoo animal next to a sign that says “please do not tickle the precious zoo animal,” et Al.)

Anywho, while I was showering today, I thought of things I could write about. Here are a few of what you may or may not expect to see in the comings 3.5 years (in no particular order):

• Why I hate artists

• Pictures of Puppies

• Things about advertising that you don’t understand

• My grocery list, so I don’t forget

• Etc.

So thank you, Tumblrs, for welcoming me back with such open, flabby arms. Your hospitality is only surpassed by your good looks, which is in fact only surpassed by your hospitality.