Yo, so fuck artists (and shit).

I was just in Bilbao and visited the Guggenheim (word up, Mr. Gehry), where I was subjected to some absolutely amazing art and some stuff that was clearly done by a Pratt graduate (note: recent graduate).

So it got me thinking about this whole art thing, of which I’ll expand upon when I have more time and my writing partner isn’t giving me the kind of look that could not only stop traffic, but likely cause moderate to severe tire deflation (note: on second read this sounds moderately to severely sexual in nature, it’s not, trust me [please]).

I’ll keep it brief in this edition, but if ejaculating on stuff is art, I have a sizable installation from my early teen years in a dump somewhere upstate.