Hello Tumblr webloggers,

As I have recently documented, it’s been a while since I posted. In fact, some may say I have lost my “status” as a Tumblr weblogger (it has subsequently been replaced with my status as “productive member of society”). But my digressions aside, in our time apart I feel as if we’ve grown in differing directions. Don’t get me wrong, I still have a metaphorical soft-spot in my right aortic atrium for the little weblog platform that could, but holy shit y’all just re-post shit from ffffound. Now I refuse to engage in a debate over the substantive nature of weblogging in the 21st century, I refuse, just to restate. But holy fucking shit, is the “yo dawg” meme really all that we can contribute? Oh fuck, it is?

What gives?