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Why you need to purchase my book forthright

Forgive me if you are intimately connected to the world of publishing and therefore know how the world/publishing world works. But for many of you, this may be new, groundbreaking information that makes your loins squeal with equal parts terror and delight.

I need a fucking hovercraft. Look at that guy. He is the dude. I don’t see your Prius getting up on two wheels in a fucking swamp. Nor your Vespa, which by the way is extremely effeminate. If I had a hovercraft all of the worlds problems would be solved, at least for me.

So buy my book which makes my publisher money, who then pays me money, who then buys a hovercraft and then child hunger is no more. Do it for the children.

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