Tumblr (3.0; @zachgolden)http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kurlijF7kS1qzt0o5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Rochester, I am so proud.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/286528962http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/286528962Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:39:54 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuqbgu9uxz1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW. Me and the old lady and a bunch of humans of whom I enjoy spending time with edition.</p> <p><b>PLEASE TAKE SPECIAL NOTE OF MY FUCKING GLORIOUS MUSTACHE, THAT FUR-LINED LIP OF MAGNIFICENCE HAS EVACUATED MY FACE-SPACE, BUT DON’T WORRY, MANUARY IS NEAR.</b></p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/285689772http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/285689772Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:05:18 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fb9lMNaG-oI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fb9lMNaG-oI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>greatvertising.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/285391798http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/285391798Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:25:47 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksyo5nUMWJ1qzrip0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>yes.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/278931203http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/278931203Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:34:53 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue7k7RHAM1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW. Grandma making sure i don’t fuck up the brussel sprouts edition.</p> <p>as a bonus. my brussel sprouts recipe*:</p> <p>Halve sprouts. Rinse em’ off, don’t fucking peel that shit, theyre going into a scorching hot oven, don’t be a pussy.</p> <p>Put those fuckers in a low sided roasting pan/hotel pan</p> <p>Olive oil</p> <p>Salt and pepper the shit out of them</p> <p>Brunoise some shallots, throw those on there too. And some mustard seed.</p> <p>Put them in a 400 degree oven, they should take about 30-45 minutes depending on size and your oven.</p> <p>Pull them out when they are tender and taste good.</p> <p>Dice some bacon.</p> <p>Brunoise some more shallots.</p> <p>Cook bacon until perfectly cooked. Don’t fuck this up. Don’t touch a nonstick pan. They suck.</p> <p>Take bacon out of pan. Reserve bacon fat.</p> <p>Throw shallots into pan. Crank that fucking heat. Let them sautée in the bacon fat for about 4 minutes, let them caramelize a bit.</p> <p>Add white wine, chardonnay works well because of it’s acid content and some dijon mustard, whisk the fuck out of it, add salt and pepper.</p> <p>Dress the brussel sprouts with the vinagrette in the pan, drop that bacon on there too, toss that shit.</p> <p>Receive the thanks of everyone you share my creation with, and revel in the idoltry of being viewed as a demigod.</p> <p>*If any of you fuckers take my recipe with giving total credit to me, and nobody but me, I will hunt you down and eat your brussel sprouts.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/276234762http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/276234762Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:09:42 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/19oo7Ejq9WI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/19oo7Ejq9WI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is great. Repainting the bike lanes on Bedford Avenue.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/274915915http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/274915915Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:35:50 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku19sr7oXz1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW. I play for keeps edition.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/266418403http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/266418403Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:29:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Palin’s Fans Just As Smart As You’d Imagine</p> <p>via. Free Williamsburg</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265351122http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265351122Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:19:40 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7i5FlC1MpkE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7i5FlC1MpkE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Tiger Woods’ accident via Japanese CGI.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265247371http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265247371Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:42:12 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzecwwu8p1qzt0o5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bonne anniversaire. Mon héros.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265020950http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/265020950Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:12:32 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzd7nbMAF1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mustachio’d journey is over. Thank god*.</p> <p>*god does not, in my estimation, exist.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/264999944http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/264999944Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:47:47 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktvoeszkv01qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Movember. Home stretch edition.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/262167530http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/262167530Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:59:16 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tXsoDx9s0j0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tXsoDx9s0j0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Chills bro.</p> <p>This is why Republicans suck. I can’t imagine McCain playing catch, unless by playing catch you mean falling down and breaking a hip. Then I can very clearly see him playing catch.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/255246601http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/255246601Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:04:24 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth9rj3BQA1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>movember. day 21. going home for the holidays edition.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/252239780http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/252239780Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:16:31 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfa4yBJpA1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mustache. day 20. me and my caricature.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/251048392http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/251048392Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:29:22 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktd00n9fon1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mustache. Day 19. My manly lip mane and the woman who has had to endure it.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/249644021http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/249644021Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:55:35 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbx8jm53K1qzyhsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://idannodoyou.tumblr.com/post/249235591/lesmy-thepickle-via-joostlultwel" target="_blank">idannodoyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lesmy.tumblr.com/post/249228846/thepickle-via-joostlultwel-gabrie-lita-i" target="_blank">lesmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thepickle.tumblr.com/post/232015029/via-joostlultwel-gabrie-lita-i-though-of-you" target="_blank">thepickle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://joostlultwel.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">joostlultwel</a>)</p> <p>gabrie-lita i though of you</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> ;D</blockquote>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/249638229http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/249638229Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:47:28 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbs8aX1mK1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mustache. day 18. i hate what i do for a living edition.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/248850525http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/248850525Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:09:45 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5kxioQU81qz5s0bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/248436433http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/248436433Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:26:26 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9y9gmIgB1qzt0o5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mustache. day 17. fuck.</p>http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/247640660http://zachgolden.tumblr.com/post/247640660Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:24:52 -0500